Stole it from

'cause it was made of lulz. I also tried this with the word "girlyboy," but it wasn't as funny...kept getting food-involved slogans...dun wanna eat a girlyboy...
If you wanna do it, use this generator:
[link]1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Keep that yaoi complexion.
2. What do you want other people to say about you?
My anti-drug is yaoi.
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Go on, get your yaoi out.
4. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Nothing comes between me and my yaoi. (This was actually generated. I'm not joking)
5. To someone you dislike?
Come one, come all to yaoi.
6. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Let the yaoi begin. (again, not joking. It popped up.)
7. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Things happen after a yaoi. (lol)
8. You're failing a subject, you say...
Where's the yaoi?
9. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Come to yaoi, and let's get it done. (Nearly speechless with this one.)
10. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Yaoi comes to those who wait.
11. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Yaoi is good for you. (It's true! But not for everyone.)
12. What are the best words to describe you?
Next to the breast, yaoi's the best. (I honestly couldn't resist this.)
13. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Yaoi, take me away.
14. Your last words before you die...
Have a yaoi and smile.
15. Your message to a special someone...
It's yaoi time. (My guuuuut. XD *ROFLMAO)
16. Title of this post will be...
Do you, uh, yaoi?